Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Its a-me Mario!

So I just finished the Assassin's Creed 2 game. And well I've never been so mind fucked in my entire life. I never played the first one so I had no idea what it was about.

 ( A kind musician dancing for me after I kindly poked with him some poison that makes people crazy.)

As soon as I started the game, I realized my char was male with shaved head and wearing jeans, that's right, wearing jeans, nothing like the box cover. I thought I had bought the wrong game or maybe someone had switched the dvd from the box, nope. But anyways, then I proceed to play the game and realized I was playing the right game.

Here are some screenshots from my game.

      A guard doing his job, resting in peace

    A wanted poster that only parkour reads.

 Giving a guard a tour around Venice. Also a fatty who stayed on my way and got stabbed in the face.

Jealous of my swimming skills, this guard throws rocks in hope I'll drown to death.

*Spoilers*
So after many hours of playing against retarded guards like the one above. I met a worthy opponent .... a freaking pope. He owned me with a staff, a staff. Many parts of the game I was fully surrounded by 7+  armored guards and it was easier than taking down the Pope that all he had was a staff. No offense to Gandalf. And also I was expecting that I would get an awesome cool sword like Frostmourne, but the ultimate weapon is some apple.

 

Check out this parody video if you enjoyed the game

28 comments:

  1. Haha, not really serious gameplay.

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  2. Looks like a nice game though

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  3. Man, there's no way I can play Assassin's creed 2 without playing the first one, and I'm backlog of games is too huge for me to consider trying it out anytime soon. Still, I hope you enjoyed the game.

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  4. your title reminds me of the fakey accents they used in the game. i switched to italian with subtitles to make it more authentic. :D

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  5. i heard the 2nd one was better then the first but i never played it. the first one was repetitive. just sneak around kill someone. over and over

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  6. I should play this game... I played the first one, but it was repetitive that I quit it... Maybe this one is better... :p

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  7. This is funny, thanks.

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  8. You definitely have to play the first one. You should check it out.

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  9. Mindfuck indeed.

    Finished Brotherhood not so long time ago, you should play it.

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  10. Assasin's Creed is a fun game. I've never finished it though.

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  11. I didn't like the first one for a number of reasons. But this one looks like it could be better.

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  12. In my opinion the first part is way better then the second one. I still haven't finished the second maybe it is getting better

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  13. First one is great, play it

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  14. Yeah, the first one is really awesome too. I liked the second one better, though.

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  15. This is a great looking game. Ill have to chceck it out.

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  16. Yeah, first one is a must-play.

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  17. Sanity not included is awesome!

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  18. i played through most of it. I dont see what all the fuss is about.

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  19. nice post, the parody video is hilarious

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  20. Doesn't sound like you liked the game very much... But that vid is cool. Supporting and following. alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  21. Assassin's Creed 2 looks like an awesome game, but I shouldn't start playing it or there goes all my time

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  22. really good game alot of fun

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  23. Haha really funny post man! I have't played two yet, but after reading this I feel like playing.

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