Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Things you will never be able to afford.

So apparently, some companies have wondered on how to rip off their customers even more than they already do. Of course, they have found more ways. Is there a better way than put some diamonds on a brand and ask for exorbitant prices? No, there isn't.




This tie is just U$200,000. Don't worry, it was designed by Satya Paul which have been in bussiness for over 20 years, so you know its a great choice. Ladies think you're gay for wearing a pink tie? Just tell them its covered with diamonds and watch their love your tie afterwards.








Oh, do you see this simple bikini here? Its a merely U$30,000,000 diamond two piece. Don't worry, they are legit and flawless diamonds, you're not going to get ripped off. Some of you might wonder if you bought the model too, nope, but she will probably come too. Oh, you probably won't want to get in the water with those.








Is there a better item to match your pink diamond tie than this phone right here? For U$ 1,200,000 you can have a cell phone that has many incredible functions such as camera, mp3, bluetooth and this amazing boomerang look (you probably don't want to check this latter function though). 



29 comments:

  1. Charlie Sheen doesn't mind, he bangs 7 gram rocks!

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  2. oh wow, covering items with diamonds.. now i totally want it :p
    following

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  3. Who DOESN'T want a $200,000 diamond tie?

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  4. nice bikini. it would look better on my bedroom floor

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  5. Gosh, I don't even want any of these. Given the option of something half the price and useful or one of these, I would choose the useful thing any day.

    I'd think about selling the more expensive item, but who would buy such a thing?

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  6. I don't understand the point of these, way too expensive for my tastes

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  7. lol the bikini is tiny and the phone is so ugly lol.

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  8. I really wish I had that kinda money.

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  9. The phone will be outdated in a couple of months or weeks and then you will want something else. What a waste of money.

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  10. God, the phone is so stupid

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  11. I agree, the phone is butt-ugly

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  12. I ask myself if anyone actually buys these things?

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  13. I'm not sure if rich people who already own everything would want any of that.

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  14. you would have to be pretty bold to wear a tie like that around here.

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  15. I like that bikini set.

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  16. I have two ties just like that in my closet.

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  17. The bikini set is well, awesome... The tie is weird and the cellphone looks like a childs toy :p

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  18. Hahaha I love that bikino set.

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  19. diamonds. Lawl. biggest sham in the world, and it is all because woman love sparkly things. Not all woman, to keep my post from being sexist.

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  20. I want that bikini for some of my friends! *buys bikini*

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  21. Muggers can now live in style haha <3 Much love my frined

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  22. The phone is ugly :/

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  23. Wow love the bikini, it's hot =)

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  24. Does the phone come with a free BJ or something ?

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