Saturday, April 16, 2011

Hate your height? No problem.

Remember the days when you were walking with friends down the street and all of them had to duck that branch that would hit their heads if they didn't. But you just walk under it like nothing happened? Luckily there's a surgery that will allow to to hit those top branches!







Didn't drink enough milk at childhood? Blame your parents for being short? Don't worry. there's surgery for that. So you might wonder how do they do it. Oh simple, they just saw your legs and attach some metal rods inside your bones and once every day you press a little button which makes the rods inside your bone expend a little.

Is it painful? Nah not at all, they are just breaking your bones daily so you can increase your height. China banned this surgery which is kinda ironic(say hey to foot binding). what does that tell you?
 



Don't worry you can now throw those away.



30 comments:

  1. I have heard this on the radio before, apparently painful at first but not too noticeable while stretching out legs.

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  2. brb becoming unproportional after this

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  3. I've always been on of the tallest. I'm 1.93 meters and 16 years, so I don't really need those things (":

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  4. I have titanium in my leg from compound fractures. All it does is hurt in temperature changes. Should have got the button installed. Would have been 9 foot 4 by now! :(

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  5. Better off with the stilt option.

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  6. OH MAN! thats nuts! I'm glad i'm tall and happy with my height i'd never want to do that!

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  7. wow, who would care about their height that much. seriously.

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  8. I want to be a little shorter, do they have something for me? ;_;

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  9. FUUUUUUUUU i remembered seeing this in GATHAKA with Jude law and Ethan Hawke was to short and got this procedure. The future is now

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  10. Hmm, I wonder if it's healthy.

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  11. this sounds horrible

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  12. Ahh, I've seen this before. It's just crazy!!

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  13. No wonder they banned it

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  14. Bloody hell, I don't want! Even if I was chronically short I probably wouldn't want that.

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  15. i cant think that is a good idea. and some doctor moron is making tons of money from these idiots

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  16. I'm not a big guy at all, and my friends made fun of it in high school (in a playful way of course) but since college nobody mentions my height anymore. I never really cared a lot about it and made jokes about my height too. Best way to cope with it, really.

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  17. i heard of this before.. painful..

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  18. Brb going to grow a few inches.

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  19. Oh my gosh, that's just crazy. I think some people really need to take a step back and consider themselves lucky they even have legs they can use to walk with

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  20. sounds painful ill remain short im fine with it

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  21. I'm perfectly fine with other people doing this!

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