Monday, April 11, 2011

Useless books you will never read.

Well I'm pretty sure you have been in a book store and you saw one book on the shelf with nothing but some useless tips and wondered who would buy such thing. Here there are.





                                 How To: Absolutely Everything You Need to Know

Do you know everything you need to know? Are you sure about that? Don't worry this book will teach everything you need to know. It teaches you amazing things that you would never find on google search like how to dental floss, when to wash your face, how to draw a duck, how to use a pencil sharpener. You must think I'm joking. Luckily, amazon lets people look inside the index pages of this book before buying and guess what everyone can see it(click here if you want see it).





This book is filled with information about on how to gain her trust back, what to do when the relationship goes sore after you just cheated on her, how not to do it again. 100 pages on how to "fix" your marriage after you cheated on her! Isn't it just easier to not cheat? Maybe?





Since common sense tends not to be common sense for a lot of people, someone decided to rewrite it. Filling the book with history that we are tired from studying in middle school through high school and filling this book with some more common sense and boring stuff, here it is.

31 comments:

  1. i would actually consider buying these books when i am holding them in my hand. nice tip, i will look for them next time i am in a book store.

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  2. That second book made me facepalm. That said, I could use some duck drawing tips!

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  3. Do people actually buy these books? Or do they buy them just for kicks? Either way, I may need to write a stupid book like those...

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  4. oh god, that second book...

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  5. Yea these do seem pretty useless.

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  6. those are some cool books... Lol, not :p I wouldn't want to read these books (probably never will need to anyways :p)

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  7. wow def not reading these

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  8. LOL. How do books like this find a publisher?

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  9. well, it is only 6 dollars on amazon :O

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  10. Oh gosh, I hate those tips to do stuff books where it's actually much easier to just do a google search.

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  11. Great post! Keep up the great blog, I'll be sure to return :)

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  12. Haha nah wont read any of these books im sure!

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  13. wow lol. specially that second one haha!

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  14. Honestly, you can't repair cheating on someone - There are just so many people out there desparate to find some way to fix themselves being a complete idiot

    Money maker! Hahaha

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  15. hahaha... i actually peeked inside. wtf

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  16. Those look like crappy books, awesome post though!

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  17. i'd read that second book. :)

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  18. How to help your spouse heal from an affair? Oh my lordy.

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  19. Great work! I love the blog style!

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  20. haha, I wonder if they made any money publishing those books

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  21. They still have book stores?

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  22. they look good for heating up the fireplace

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  23. Lol, all of these 'how to' books are a scam. Use the internet!

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  24. Okay, so the history of english one might interest me...for about thirty seconds...=p

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  25. Hahaha, how sad is it that I've read two of those books?

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